Peter and Clark
Will and Hannibal.
Cowbird in a robin’s egg.
Hatched or hatcheted
Breaking shells won’t free them now.
The driver and the driven
Leashed together in their bloody tug of war.
Suza Kana is the course in a Kaiseki dinner that cleanses the palate. Usually a small vinegared dish of vegetable or seafood, it is light and refreshing. After reading the script, I’m not sure how light this episode is but at least none of the regulars get killed. That's refreshing...
Turducken, anyone?
A frightened Bird beating its wings like a heart in the
chest of a dead Woman who is cocooned within a dying Mare. Did the murderer
have Turducken for dinner?
Most of the
murder tableaux on this show don’t make me hungry but this one had producer
Sharon Seto and me talking about Turducken. That’s the dish that famously
became the Thanksgiving dinner of choice for football fans in the late 1900s –
a chicken stuffed inside a duck stuffed inside a turkey and roasted. Famed
Cajun chef, Paul Prudomme secured a patent on it, but the idea of stuffing game
and progressively smaller birds within each other like Matryoshka dolls dates
back to Medieval times. It’s called Engastration, that is: stuffing into
gastric passage.
Engastration may not sound particularly yummy but ye olde
Tudors loved it. They made a festive pie from a whole
turkey stuffed with a goose, with a chicken then a partridge which was stuffed
with a pigeon. Grimrod de
la Reyniere, a bit of an embroiderer of facts gives his recipe for “Roti sans
pareil” in his almanach for epicurians:
a bustard stuffed with a turkey, a goose, a
pheasant, a chicken, a duck, a guinea fowl, a teal, a woodcock, a partridge, a
plover, a lapwing, a quail, a thrush, a lark, an ortolan bunting and a garden
warbler stuffed with an olive. But Grimrod was outdone by a 17th
century Maharajah who is reported to have dined on a roast whole camel stuffed
with a goat, a turkey, a chicken, a grouse and a quail within which was a
sparrow.
But enough of Holiday meats. It’s fish, fish and more fish
for your unfortunate food stylist this day.
my sketch to plan out the plates for ep 208 |
I read the opening scene of this episode with equal parts of
creeping dread and bounding joy. Hannibal is in his kitchen torturing trout
that Will has caught for dinner. This is fish caught while fishing with
Fishbourne for Hannnifish. He’s making Truite au bleu.
First, you kill a fish…
Truite au bleu is one of those dishes that epicureans love.
First of all it’s French. Really, really French. No one, not even the Chinese
would go to this kind of trouble for dinner. You start with live trout. Then
you knock it on the head or kill it with as little fuss as possible so the
trout doesn’t know it’s in trouble. The Chinese way is to pierce its brain by
running a chopstick through its mouth. (Mmm-mmm, appetizing, I hear you think.)
Japanese use a technique called Kaimin katsugyo where a thin
wire is inserted at a specific pressure point, like acupuncture and the fish is
immediately rendered brain dead but its spinal nervous system is still
functioning so it’s in a kind of coma til you gut it.
You don’t want the fish to struggle for a couple of reasons.
First is that the flesh will be sweeter and more tender if the fish is relaxed
when it dies. The second reason is that you don’t want to manhandle the fish
and accidentally scrape off any of the protective slime that coats the living
fish. It is the slime that turns blue – well actually steely blue-grey, and
gives the dish its visual appeal (Did I say appeal? No, not really)
I’ve done Truite au bleu for a film before and it was a
banquet of 10. So I really didn’t think this scene would be a problem. The
first time, I did it in the customary horseshoe shape – head turned toward the
tail. But I want to do something more Hannibalesque. Something that alludes to
the Engastration of the murder tableau. Trout regurgitating its own tail.
truite au bleu garnished with an octopus tentacle waiting for the consomme shower |
I go to my neighbourhood fishmonger and buy a trout and after
a quick struggle (Unfair, I’ll admit -- I have pliers* and a knife – the fish
has nothing but a paper bag) I am able to produce something so disgusting
looking, I know it is perfect!
Then you kill 49 more…
Because the trout has to look like the same ones Will and
Jack fish out of his Frozen Stream of Happy Dreams, I ask the Prop Master to
get me four to six dozen live trout from the same fish wrangler who supplied the trout for the fishing scene. All the same
size, please – no larger than one
pound so they fit on the plate. Even as I request this, I know it won’t be
possible. I need them to stay alive because their slime starts to slide off
when they die. So I ask him to deliver them in an ice slurry in some coolers by
9am the next morning. And I crossed my fingers that one of my assistants will
be good at dealing death-blows to fish. As you might guess, everything that
could go wrong does and it is wall-to-wall fishfighting right to the very second
the director says “Action” three days later.
Platter of Truite au bleu around an epic battle fought between fish, cephalopod and flora, on land and sea. |
While I am flipping trunkloads of fish, Jose Andres sends an email saying that
Mads should gill-gut the trout in the kitchen scenes. I won’t say that I am
dismayed when I learn that Mads has not any experience gill-gutting. Even if he
has, to make the scene go smoothly, I will have to pre-gut them and stuff the guts back in so he can just
stick his pinkie under the fishie’s gill cover and effortlessly pull out its
entrails in one long blood-drooling garland. It is just one more little thing
to add to my list of unsavoury time-consuming duties. At one point during pre-prep, the
counters and table top of my kitchen are completely covered with a pestilence
of tail-swallowing fish heads. It looks like a punishment from the gods but no,
it is just another day with Hungry Hannibal.
Truite au bleu doesn’t really taste that fabulous, IMHO.
Floured, coated in rolled oatmeal and pan-fried in salty butter is a much
better way of cooking trout.
And you thought I was going to talk about Halanabals’ sex
scene…..
White anchovies and salted baby squid with sea asparagus (samfire) and caper berries |
* When shaping the trout like this, you need pliers: after gutting the fish, you slit the belly open all the way and open the abdomen, spreading it out flat. Then you put the needle-nose pliers through the mouth and grab the tail. Gently but firmly pull the tail through the mouth as far as you can. The teeth should keep it from sliding back. Put the fish on a square of parchment and poach in court bouillon. If you want to make it "au bleu", run the fish under wine vinegar until it goes whitish-grey-blue, then steam. If you want, you could stuff the trout with crab mousse before steaming.
Now for this week’s cook-along recipe:
I know you will not make Truite au bleu, so here’s a recipe
for Chocolate Macarons. No reason – just that they are fun to munch on and this
recipe was requested by Frederika “Newshound” Lounds.
Mini Chocolate Macarons
makes 3 dozen
1 cup sugar
1/2 cup toasted
almond slivers
3 Tbsp best quality cocoa
2 extra large egg whites, room temperature
1/3 cup sugar
1/2 tsp vanilla
1. In a food
processor, pulse 1 cup sugar, almonds and cocoa until finely powdered. Set
aside.
2. In a large
glass or metal bowl, beat egg whites with an electric beater on medium-high
until frothy. Add vanilla and beat. Gradually add 1/3 cup sugar, beating
constantly. Continue beating until egg whites form stiff peak.
4. Gently fold
in cocoa-sugar mixture with a rubber spatula, one-third at a time. Do not
over-mix but scrape down sides to ensure complete incorporation.
5. Preheat oven to 350 F. Line baking sheets with parchment.
6. Drop batter by teaspoon onto parchment-lined baking
sheets in 1-inch drops, leaving 1 inch between each drop. When sheet is full, bang lightly on the
counter a few times to flatten and to knock out any large bubbles.
7. Put in oven
at 350F and immediately turn oven down to 250F. Bake for 15 to 20 min. If the baked macarons do not have a crinkly “shoulder” just below a smooth shiny dome, let
the formed drops of dough sit in a cool dry
place for an 1 hour before baking. If they are not slightly chewy in the centre, take
them out of the oven sooner.
8. When cool, they can be filled, sandwich style with
ganache or buttercream icing. For ganache, melt 5 oz. good quality dark
chocolate in a mixing bowl over hot water. In another small bowl, beat 1/2 cup
whipping cream until soft peak. Fold in 3-4 Tbsp rum or cognac if desired. Fold whipped cream into cooled chocolate. This is too much filling for this number of macarons but you can make chocolate truffles from the left over ganache. Put it in the fridge for 15 minutes to firm up so you can roll it into 1-inch balls, then dust them with icing sugar or cocoa or chocolate flakes. Store in a cool place.
Next week: Sanctomonte Omelettes made from by gypsies.
More dishes you've made for Hannibal and shared:
More and more of you are cooking along with Hannibal, so please continue to send me photos (janicepoon8@gmail.com) of Hannibal dinners you've made from my recipes or your own. Here are three more great ones!
More and more of you are cooking along with Hannibal, so please continue to send me photos (janicepoon8@gmail.com) of Hannibal dinners you've made from my recipes or your own. Here are three more great ones!
Freddie's beautiful vegetarian Hannidiner |
Freddie's photo of her non-vegetarian Hannidinner |
This just in: Joachim Reinhold, a vegan artist/writer with a very stylish approach to food sent these lovely photos from Germany. He has recrafted some of Hannibal's dishes into vegan meals. Great idea...you don't need a plastic suit to get an eggplant.
Joachim's vegan osso buco inspired by Episode 2 is made from eggplant and cannelloni |
My god, did Hannibal actually cook a meal with NO people in it? Or did he sneak some in somewhere? (Maybe in the sauce?)
ReplyDeleteHannibal is being very careful right now. He may have slipped people into the dishes when my back was turned but this episode, he's encouraging Will to bring the meat.
DeleteHannibal's not about to restrict his diet, though. Next episode, there will be people liver, kidneys and pancreas to fry again!
Hey! I LOVE the blog and was wondering (not to rush or badger) how the alleged cookbook might be coming along? I'm sure the Fannibals would rip "We're having friends for dinner: the Hannibal Lecter cookbook" off the shelves.
ReplyDeleteAll good things take time!
DeleteJanice, that interview with Chef Jose Andres shows that he obviously loves you. I think you both should do a book or show but not really Hannibal oriented. Certainly no pseudo cannibal or meats of questionable origin. Rather, one that focuses on style, but edible style. What would food styling be like if the food was supposed to be eaten rather than photographed? It could be a new mode of tandem cooking.
ReplyDeleteAre you talking about this one? He was being incredibly generous about me in his interview. I was gobsmacked....
Deletehttp://www.huffingtonpost.com/jose-martinez/cooking-with-chef-hanniba_b_5128791.html?utm_hp_ref=food&ir=Food
Jose is so busy with a zillion things - opening his new Peruvian restaurants, writing for National Geographic, inventing a new hamburger, running his empire...I'm just happy to have his good opinion. Doing another (non-Hannibal) project with him would be a bonus.
I think the food Jose does in his restaurants would be classified as the edible style you speak of.
Janice you should have s cookbook and replace human organs with animal. The food looks so good, I would buy that cookbook.
ReplyDeleteWorking on that....
DeleteHello, I am French, and I liked reproduce the roast pork wrapped in clay. And to make more authentic, I would like to know the joke that you have added. Plesae
ReplyDeleteClay baked recipe to come - in the meantime, you could look up Chinese Beggar's Chicken and use those recipes as a guideline. It's very simple to do. But I will post a recipe before we go into Season 3.
DeleteHi , how could I send you a picfood please ? I ve just try to cook la truite saumonée au bleu
ReplyDeleteSorry to answer so late -- I just saw this now.
ReplyDeleteSend your photo of your truite au bleu (or any Hannidishes you've made) to me at janicepoon8@gmail.com and I will post it when we get back for Season 3.
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